My Derp - The Dumb Virtual Pet
Be aware: This is NOT your usual virtual pet game!
Meet your Derp: NOT the cute lovely boring virtual pet you are used to. Be prepared for some action while you take care of him in this impossible and weird adventure. Derp will burp, poop, get really dirty and get himself into freaky accidents you cant even imagine! Can you keep him alive?Try to keep him well fed, healthy and clean long enough to bring Derp into adulthood and to unlock secret shapes. Play the super fun box minigame and earn coins to buy food, medical supplies and several other items to make sure Derp is surviving his own hash. But be extra careful: accidents such as a huge fire or a bug attack will put Derps little life at risk all the time, and its your job to protect him!But dont get too sad when Derp dies, his life will end eventually. So, YOLO! Play with him, bang his head against a brick wall and make sure he makes the most out of his (short) messy troubled life! Another one is just around the corner and your crazy and very difficult journey will begin again. Nurse this yucky strange virtual pet and compete with yourself for higher scores!HIGHLIGHTS• Easy to play but very hard to master• Follow Derps development from an egg to an adult Derp• Fill the collection of pictures that keeps track of Derps ups and downs• Earn coins and buy stuff from the market to feed, clean and heal Derp• Quick play: it is very hard to maintain Derps life in a challenging time and activities management game• Deal with crisis situations by using the correct items from the market, as the bucket of water and insecticide• Prove yourself rapid and resilient by putting up to all Derps eschatological funny lifeMay your Derps memory never be forgotten!Please note! This game is free to play, but it contains items that can be purchased for real money. Some features and extras mentioned in the description may also have to be purchased for real money.Bug fixes and performance improvements.
Meet your Derp: NOT the cute lovely boring virtual pet you are used to. Be prepared for some action while you take care of him in this impossible and weird adventure. Derp will burp, poop, get really dirty and get himself into freaky accidents you cant even imagine! Can you keep him alive?Try to keep him well fed, healthy and clean long enough to bring Derp into adulthood and to unlock secret shapes. Play the super fun box minigame and earn coins to buy food, medical supplies and several other items to make sure Derp is surviving his own hash. But be extra careful: accidents such as a huge fire or a bug attack will put Derps little life at risk all the time, and its your job to protect him!But dont get too sad when Derp dies, his life will end eventually. So, YOLO! Play with him, bang his head against a brick wall and make sure he makes the most out of his (short) messy troubled life! Another one is just around the corner and your crazy and very difficult journey will begin again. Nurse this yucky strange virtual pet and compete with yourself for higher scores!HIGHLIGHTS• Easy to play but very hard to master• Follow Derps development from an egg to an adult Derp• Fill the collection of pictures that keeps track of Derps ups and downs• Earn coins and buy stuff from the market to feed, clean and heal Derp• Quick play: it is very hard to maintain Derps life in a challenging time and activities management game• Deal with crisis situations by using the correct items from the market, as the bucket of water and insecticide• Prove yourself rapid and resilient by putting up to all Derps eschatological funny lifeMay your Derps memory never be forgotten!Please note! This game is free to play, but it contains items that can be purchased for real money. Some features and extras mentioned in the description may also have to be purchased for real money.Bug fixes and performance improvements.
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Its a good game and has challenges.
One star only because of these reasons: 1. He starts super cute but after the teen stage he gets ugly (gave me nightmares) 2. He dies super easy like is it impossible to get past the adult stage like seriously? Bro what the heck- 3. Literally like it's nearly impossible to get gems if you wanna to revive him unless your gonna ask your parents (if your a kid like me) for money because of a stupid game! 4. He dies easy. Too easy. Didn't like it at all.
Great game
No mini games at all
TOTALLY INSANE GAME HOW CAN I SAVE HIM WHEN HE DIE?!
It told me to so ye lol
Really fun
Great also guys not made for kids was like a bunch of critical reviews but it's surellllly not teen that it says right there, OH WAIT IT IS!
Its ok.
Honestly its a good game or its least good what its post to be like its taking a twist on the normal pet simulater games, also i looked at the critical reviews and i saw a lot of people complaining about how the derp "dies quickly" well its not like thats the whole selling point of the game.. Of wait IT IS. If you didnt want to a virtial pet game where dies then you idk READ WHAT THE APPS DISCRIPTION IS NEXT TIME. Thanks for listening to my ted talk :)